Empowering People to Share Their Journey

No, you don’t have to be famous to be influential.  No, you don’t need 50K followers in fact, we don’t care if anyone follows you.  The High Maintenance Affiliate program is a way to share products that *actually helped you* honestly, unapologetically and in whatever voice you speak in.  Want to record product reviews? We’d love to hear them.  Want to write a blog article? Heck, if it’s good we’ll pay you.  The absolute most important thing about what we do is connect people with the product that will work for them as quickly as possible.


  • 20% commission on referral traffic
  • Share via email, social or heck, write it on a post card
  • 20% off coupon to share with friends


  • Affiliates have the option to join our product review group where affiliates are given freebies to try before they’re released
  • Affiliates are asked to fill out a quick questionnaire (no medical information or privacy violating information at all, ever) so freebies align with a genuine need.
  • Look, we know people love free products but influencers shilling products they don’t actually use isn’t helping anyone.

Nonsense Free Content

No, you don’t need to be a professional reviewer.  I’m a rambling stoner, but I’m also a cancer survivor held together with scotch tape, a hope, a dream and a lot of tinkering so hopefully our trials and errors can guide some folks along their path.

YEAH BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN? It's provocative, it gets the people going. 


We know you love what we sell, so why not get paid for sharing our brand? We actively seek passionate people to help promote our products, and in return we provide an extremely generous rewards program that provides an excellent, continuous, and attractive source of additional income. We will provide access to your own software that tracks every lead, sale and commission payment due to you. Everything you need to start is available right now…

Sign up below to become an ambassador to our awesome brand.

  • Earn 20% commission on each referral sale
  • Automatic payouts, alerts when you earn a commission and a dashboard that allows you to track progress
  • Earn bonus commission for referring new affiliates (not an MLM, Team Roll only has a depth of 1 referral)
  • Share a discount code for 20% off to your network saving friends and family $
  • Affiliate sales do not earn a commission. In plain english? You will not earn 20% on your own products

Already an affiliate? Click here to log into your dashboard.

About Us

You shouldn’t need a doctorate in chemistry to pick a CBD product that actually works, and companies shouldn’t wait until people get hurt to do the right thing.  High Maintenance is a collection of products for your highest self made by humans who give a damn.


e: hello@hmgoods.com
p: (313) 247-7224

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